Absolute Banker Tee – Rhymes With Wanker, Acts Like One Too
For the one who’s never wrong, always late, and somehow still gets invited to dinner. This tee features a dapper 1950s gent in full suit-and-smugness, paired with a phrase that’s one typo away from the truth. Whether you’re mocking the money men or just outing your mate for being a Grade-A gobshite, this one does the job — subtly, stylishly, and with just enough plausible deniability.
• White cotton, crisp enough for court or karaoke
• Vintage print with vertical sass and horizontal contempt
• Ideal for office banter, pub politics, and to secure your place at the GOAT Secret Santa
May cause: knowing smirks, banker related chanting, and one very awkward handshake at the bank.
- Direct print on the T (no plastic feeling transfers here!)
- 100% cotton
- Relaxed fit.
- Ribbed crew neck.
- Taped back neck.
- Side seams for shape retention.
- Twin needle stitching.
- Wash dark colours separately.
Absolute Banker Adult T
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