Arsenic - a more traditional approach
 
When politeness fails, reach for the vintage solution.  Featuring a 1950s TV infomercial housewife cheerfully clutching a jar of arsenic, this tee is your go-to for dealing with life’s more persistent irritants.  Whether it’s a passive-aggressive colleague, a mansplaining stranger, or just your partners selective hearing - this shirt says what you’re thinking, with a smile.
 
• White cotton, crisp enough for polite society, toxic enough for the rest
• Retro print with lethal charm and zero chill
• Ideal for office politics, family drama, and passive-aggressive PTA meetings
 
Side effects may include: nervous laughter, suspicious glances, and your 3rd "quick chat" request from your manager this month.
 
 Direct print on the T (no plastic feeling transfers here!)
100% cotton
Relaxed fit.
Ribbed crew neck.
Taped back neck.
Side seams for shape retention.
Twin needle stitching.
Wash dark colours separately.