Fuck Monkey Tee – Evolution’s Final Warning
For those who’ve transcended twat and gone full primate, this tee is your spirit animal. Equal parts offensive and oddly poetic, it’s the perfect gift for your mate who excels at classic slurs. Vintage styling meets verbal chaos — wear it loud, wear it proud, or just wear it to ruin brunch.
• Black cotton, as dark as your humour
• White also available - as if butter wouldn't melt right??
• Ideal for festivals, stag dos, and being asked to leave politely
Note: May cause spontaneous laughter, existential dread, and one very awkward conversation with your mum.
- Direct print on the T (no plastic feeling transfers here!)
- 100% cotton
- Relaxed fit.
- Ribbed crew neck.
- Taped back neck.
- Side seams for shape retention.
- Twin needle stitching.
- Wash dark colours separately.
Fuck Monkey Adult T
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