Twat Monkey Tee – Darwin didn't approve this
Some insults are timeless. This one’s prehistoric. The Twat Monkey tee is your go-to for when “idiot” just doesn’t cut it. With a retro sign design and a colour scheme that screams ‘found in a 1970s caravan’, it’s perfect for winding up your mates, confusing strangers, and making your loved ones question your life choices.
• 100% cotton, soft enough to soothe your inner chimp
• Vintage style print for that “I’ve been thrown out of better pubs” look
• Ideal for comedy nights, awkward Tinder dates, and passive-aggressive office Fridays
Caution: May cause spontaneous banter, mild existential crises, and one very long chat with HR.
- Direct print on the T (no plastic feeling transfers here!)
- 100% cotton
- Relaxed fit.
- Ribbed crew neck.
- Taped back neck.
- Side seams for shape retention.
- Twin needle stitching.
- Wash dark colours separately.
Twat Monkey Adult T
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